"Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow Saturday, leading the groundhog to forecast six more weeks of winter."
Come on, Phil. You couldn't just PRETEND you didn't see your shadow so the friggin' SUN would come out here in Chicago!?!?
A gay actor / director / fundraiser / cabaret singer / lesbian-esque guitar player from the hills of East Tennessee, living in Chicago and looking for... wait... what is it I'm looking for again?