Tuesday, February 19, 2008

For Your Toybox

Just when you thought that movie marketing couldn't get any weirder / divinely fabulous, I give you this little gem from the 2008 Toy Fair going on right now in New York City...

Yep, it's Mr. Potato Head's "Taters of the Lost Ark"

Say what you will but it sure beats the Hell out of one of the other offerings at the Toy Fair...

Actually, I think I want to buy a set of these.

I could walk around IML without any leather on whatsoever, just have one of these babies on my hand and all those boys flagging red hankies in their right pockets would follow me around and insist I was the kinkiest MoFo in the hotel.

Which one could I use? Noah? Joseph? Goliath? Ooooo.... Goliath...

5 comments:

ayem8y said...

I have always been a fan of and have supported the Christian puppet industry.

Aaron said...

Actually, the one on the top right ("David," would it be?) looks suspiciously like the inflatable autopilot in "Airplane!" If you dressed up like Julie Hagerty, you could entertain friends for HOURS blowing him up. And saying things like "It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts."

Project Christopher said...

You're going to walk around IML naked and put one of those puppets on your HAND? I can think of another more appropriate appendage. Of course, the psychological "ram"ifications of sticking your phallus in the back end of a biblical figure could be... well....

Anatomicsd said...

How delightfully wicked. A hand job with a Biblical Puppet.

But then...Noah was supposed to collect two of everthing, so why shouldn't he have your pair.

cb said...

ARe you gonna give me a place to crash during IML?? I could be Noah, and you could be King David or something...