Monday, February 04, 2008

The Million Mile/Man Mark

I'm not much of a car aficionado, but check this out...

"Frank Orsenick bought his '91 Silverado in 1996. At the time, it had 41,000 miles on the clock. After 11 years of service (and a lot of driving), the old pickup is about to reach a milestone. Frank had the oil changed last week, just as he has every 3,000 miles since acquiring the Chevy, and it's sure to be the last one it receives as an everyday-use vehicle. You see, it's just 1,200 miles away from spinning past the 1,000,000-mark on the odometer. When it hits the big number, Frank is going to put his faithful ride into retirement."

I don't know what the big deal is. I mean, my ex has hosted his very own Million Man March right up his poop chute for years - - he passed the million mark on his ass-odometer YEARS ago - - and nobody is throwing him a parade.

As Susie Essman says about running into ex-boyfriends on the street, I see him and think...

"Was I in a deranged, psychopathic dementia when I was having sex with this person every night, twice on Fridays?!?"

Oy...

6 comments:

Polt said...

every night and twice on Friday????

Not since I was 30, my friend. Not even close.

*SIGH*......good for you though.

HUGS...

Shirley Heezgay! said...

just say to yourself he was a devil disguised as a child of god. that gets me through those "what was I thinking" moments.

Isabella Snow said...

I dont understand why he wants to retire it? He should bronze it and keep driving!

Stephen Rader said...

polt - Well, it's been awhile since I've been with the slut. I don't know if I'd be able to keep up that pace these days.

shirley - I like that idea. Sort of like Damien from THE OMEN.

isabella - Are you talking about the truck or my ex's ass?

Mark in DE said...

One million???? That is pretty amazing.

Oh yeah, and that truck story is pretty cool too.

Mark :-)

Stephen Rader said...

mark - You said it. Hell, you should see it. But if you ever look directly at it, be sure to wear the special safety goggles. Otherwise, it's Lot's Wife all over again.