Friday, February 22, 2008

Fratboy Friday

A late Fratboy Friday today. I finally got all of that damn cold/flu bug that everyone has been getting and I've been laying around trying to sleep, not being able to and coughing like Camille.

But cute boys always cure a cold. And if they don't cure a cold, they definitely make suffering through it a Hell of a lot of more fun.

This will cure what ails you...


This candid snapshot of Travis' kick-ass, Boys Room rendition of Don't Cry for Me Argentina!

All I want is a guy with a cute smile, hot abs and a killer Patti LuPone impersonation.
Is that too much?



There's so much going on here.

The Hester Prynne "A." The Al Jolson blackface (WTF?). The megaphone that seems to represent the size and possibly the shape of his penis. (Conical. That's one I haven't had. Yet.).

Notice that everyone else in the picture is female, that everyone is white and apparently none of them are bothered by Mr. Hester's blackface bit. Offensive, twink-toned and Cult-like.

Jim Jones: The Next Generation. Friggin' frightening...



The guy on the right should be told that when you lay face down in bed with your butt exposed and you pretend to be passed out, you come across as a major slut who's way too easy.

You see, men love a challenge. Let the football team rip the shorts off you. And struggle a little when they hold you down. They'll believe they're in control, then.

Topping from the bottom. It's so much work, isn't it y'all?



Apparently, there is a popular game in college fraternities where the group is divided into two teams - - shirts and skins as you can see from the picture. The goal of each team is to find and pants a guy walking around campus wearing a Carol Channing wig.

Or is that a Blossom Dearie wig? No, it's a Nancy Grace wig? I'm intrigued...

Wouldn't it be great if we could walk up to Nancy Grace on the street and just yank her pants down? That might actually shut her up for 5 or 6 seconds. Oy...


David said...

Caps guy... ::drools:: ... nothing but pure, 100%, Grade A perfection. Hot da-yummm.

Stephen Rader said...

david - He is definitely Grade A perfection. Refined, distilled, premium, top shelf, "knock you naked" hotness.

Thanks for linking to my little blog on your kick-ass blog! I'm adding you to my blogroll right now.

I'll see what I can do about getting the caps boy for you. :)

Palm Springs Savant said...

this post is hilarious. (and inspriing as well) I vote for the Carol Channing wig, but then again, I would. btw- I have a special Carol Channing/Oscars post planned for this Sunday...stay tuned.

Aaron said...

I just think the saggers look so cute and vulnerable...all unconscious like that...

Aaron said...

I meant the mooners, of course...there was only one sagger, wasn't there...? This is what I get for typing too fast.

cb said...

You realize the megaphone guy is like sixteen, right? EHS would indicate some sort of High School.

Fr. Fozy Bear said...

I love the 3 boys on the bed pick It is one of my all time favs.

Mark in DE said...

LOL Good stuff!

Mark :-)