Oprah had her "Favorite Things" show yesterday.
Sure, she's powerful enough to give away cars, entice Americans to read 900 page books and she quite possibly might be able to sway an entire Presidential election, but is her top "Favorite Thing" listed in Nightspots Magazine beside her picture?
Uh, that would be a "No."
When it comes to prime placement in glossy gay rags, "The Big O" takes a back seat to me - - the bald, showtune-singing redneck who slept his way to the Local Celebrity F-List.
But when Kirk invited me to participate in this "Favorite Things" issue, I didn't even have to think about what I would submit.
I had placed it at the top of my Christmas Wish List less than a month ago.
I just realized that by posting about this and now including this as my "Favorite Thing" in a local gay rag, I might end up with SEVERAL Carol Channing Ventriloquist Dolls this December 25th.
Remember those dolls with the sharp teeth that attacked Jane Fonda in BARBARELLA? Yeah. I don't think I'll be getting much sleep with 37 Carol Channing Dolls filling my apartment.
Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it. In bulk.