I get a LOT of spam sent to my email address at Season of Concern. At least 100 a day.
Some of them are about mortgages. Some are from that diplomat in Africa who always signs his emails, "Yours in Christ." But most of them are about erectile dysfunction.
Sure, my hair is gone and gravity is pulling on my body in very unflattering ways, but I can still get it up. Sometimes without a cockring.
So, I don't need Cialis or Viagra at the present time, but I love the images embedded in those spam emails. Most are ridiculous, but this one to the left that I received today is kinda cute.
Frosty, the Good Fuck. Standing in the middle of The Valley of the Dolls.
Sex with Little Cindy Lou Who is so good that his Magic Hat spontaneously combusted, which can't be good when your body is made of snow.
His nose is a carrot. I wonder what they used for his cock. Hmmmm...