Tuesday, December 18, 2007

"Thumpety Thump Thump! Look at Frosty Go!"

I get a LOT of spam sent to my email address at Season of Concern. At least 100 a day.

Some of them are about mortgages. Some are from that diplomat in Africa who always signs his emails, "Yours in Christ." But most of them are about erectile dysfunction.

Sure, my hair is gone and gravity is pulling on my body in very unflattering ways, but I can still get it up. Sometimes without a cockring.

So, I don't need Cialis or Viagra at the present time, but I love the images embedded in those spam emails. Most are ridiculous, but this one to the left that I received today is kinda cute.

Frosty, the Good Fuck. Standing in the middle of The Valley of the Dolls.

Sex with Little Cindy Lou Who is so good that his Magic Hat spontaneously combusted, which can't be good when your body is made of snow.

His nose is a carrot. I wonder what they used for his cock. Hmmmm...

8 comments:

Mark in DE said...

Frosty's got nice biceps too.

Mark :-)

Stephen Rader said...

Mark - Doesn't he, though? I hate it when cartoons have better bodies than I do!!!

Cosmic Flurk said...

Maybe they used a big green chili pepper.

Stephen Rader said...

Cosmic Flurk - I'll take that. Literally and figuratively. :)

Aaron said...

But I'll be that woman's frigid now...;-)

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - But you know she likes it like that. The tramp. I love her!

The Broken Blogger said...

Go Frosty go.

Your blog is quite interesting.

Happy Holidays!

Stephen Rader said...

broken blogger - Thanks! "Go Frosty go," indeed! Hope you had a wonderful holiday!