Saturday, December 15, 2007

"Is That Posh Spice in Your Crotch, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?"

Chicago is once again covered in snow with more on the way. I have about 10 minutes to shower and shave before I have to dash outside and jump on the Red Line to take me up to Morse Avenue and today's first public preview of Lyle, but when I saw this clip from last night's episode of THE SOUP, I had to post it.

Watching Posh Spice try to smile on LARRY KING LIVE is funny enough, but wait till you see what Joel McHale and the rest of THE SOUP guys did to E NEWS' coverage of David Beckam's new Emporio Armani underwear campaign...

Oddly enough, that's EXACTLY what went through my mind the first time I saw that ad, too!

"Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
But your crotch is so delightful..."

That's my little Christmas ditty for David Beckham.

Like it?

Dear Lord, the last time I saw a basket like that, it was around Little Red Ridinghood's arm!


the joy said...

Hell-o becks! How YOU doin?

Posh looks like a stroke victim in that video! Poor woman. But then, maybe David gave her the stroke... *rimshot*

Anonymous said...

Ok, the crotch is good, but I keep getting stuck at the abs. Just how much airbrushing did they have to do?

Tina said...

I call bullshit. I think it's packed. They're selling underwear there, right? Of course there must be perfect bulge. It's like all those women with naturally big knockers in Playboy--they got a stretch mark or two...but the public will never see them! (^_^)

Palm Springs Savant said...

love the ditty, can I add this verse:

"...and since we've no place togo, let me blow let me blow let me blow."

that picture of Becks is amazing!

Aaron said...

On the other hand, if it's NOT real, and he really did publicly appear with it packed like that, imagine what a risk he's taking when the inevitable divorce occurs and she goes around telling everyone he's hung like a hamster. So from that standpoint, I think it must be real.

Stephen Rader said...

The Joy - Funny and probably true! But be careful using the word "rim" around Becks. He might start licking the nearest boy's butt. Then again... "RIM, RIM, RIM!!!"

Dana - There's airbrushing all up in this MoFo Pic, isn't there? There's hope for me to have a centerfold like that yet!!!

Tina - You're so right. It's packed. But I like imagining that it's not. Just like I'm sure Posh likes imagining he's actually straight. :)

Rick - I actually went there in my mind, but I didn't write it down. I'm so glad we're on the same page with blowing Becks. Maybe we can do that together sometime. Posh can work the video camera.

Aaron - Maybe Posh can get together with Katie Holmes and form a support group. Katie can teach her how to smile.

Scipio said...

Looks like Mr. Beckham already has a ditty.

And it ain't little.

Stephen Rader said...

Scipio - Amen, brother. Amen!

Mark in DE said...

Oh yes, David Beckham is one sexy mofo!

Loved your homage to Torch Song Trilogy, my all-time favorite gay film.

Mark :-)

Stephen Rader said...

Mark - I love that I steal a line that Charles Pierce said in the movie version of TORCH SONG TRILOGY and that you recognize it! We must be on the same wavelength and that must frighten the Hell out of you!! :)