Joan Crawford, tats and The Dynamic Duo all in one post. I love this week's TMI Tuesday.
1. If your partner buys you a sexy little "something" is it a present for you or for your partner?
Isn't the whole idea of a "partner" - - someone to share your life with and also, someone who knows when to grab you by the neck and give it to you like the bitch you know you are - - isn't THAT a present in and of itself?
The rest - - the toys, the leather, the Batman and Robin costumes - - that's all gravy.
2. What are 3 characteristics of "your type"?
Honesty. Makes me laugh out loud. And honesty.
Honesty twice. Because it's the most important thing and it's rarely, if ever, there.
3. On a scale of 1-10, how good a cook are you?
With a Paula Deen recipe: A 10!
On my own with random food and a stove: Minute Rice takes an hour and a half. Then, I burn it. Then, while carrying it from the kitchen to the dinner table, I lose it.
So, I'd say my rating would be a 2. Cause at least I'm trying, right?
4. Tattoos: Love them or hate them. On you? On a partner?
Love them, on me or anybody else.
The only reason I don't have one is because if I finally decided on a tattoo and actually had it done, it would cause a chain reaction that would end up with me having huge sections of my body covered with everything from Robin's "R" on my chest to "Property of MGM" tattooed on my ass.
For those of you who don't know (i.e. "straight people") that last one is a reference to Faye Dunaway's lines in MOMMIE DEAREST.
And while it's hysterical to think of actually putting "Property of MGM on my backside," I have a feeling that in the heat of the moment, my funny tattoo would cause many a gay man to see it, laugh and suddenly "go south."
No tattoo is worth that.
5. Stubble: Good or bad? How often do you shave?
I love stubble, but I shave once a day because my beard isn't that full and I don't find my stubble sexy.
That was a question about my face, wasn't it?
Bonus (as in optional):What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual non-sexual)?
So tempted to just list the fucking song and be done with it.
But that would be too much.
So here's a link to the lyrics.
If it's good enough for Julie Andrews, it's good enough for me.