Sunday, December 02, 2007

Why DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES Is The Gayest Show In All Creation

From this evening's episode of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES...

Carlos: "I told you just to pack the essentials."

Gaby: "That's what I'm doing."

Carlos: "Is that a boa?"

Gaby: "Carlos, if you're taking me somewhere where I don't need a boa, then I don't want to go."

Thank you, Marc Cherry.

Thank you.


JOE * to * HELL said...

you know, i saw that and immeditaely thought "a boa does not belong on a miniature mexican like eva longoria. its bigger than her"

then, i thought the same as you

but in al seriousness, what in the hell was that episode?

victor gets killed with a fence slat?

and enough with the doorag felicity. the tranny movie is way over.

Stephen Rader said...

joe*to*hell - Oh, I loved it, but then again, I'm all about the drama, mama!!

I do really love that Teri Hatcher has finally been given something to play other than "Oh, Mike! Please love me!"

And as for Felicity, I would watch her read the phone book and fart the National Anthem. I think she is one of the most incredible actors working today. So, cry Lynette!! Show 'em what you got!!!

P.S. Are you saying I'm miniature? As in thin?!? THANK YOU!!!!! :)

Shirley Heezgay! said...

oh hell yes!
I just did a dh post about gaby's boa, too!

seems like everyone is on the same wavelength!

Doug said...

LOVED the episode! It was incredible. Voice-over Mary Alice said that one woman would lose a husband... so that's Victor (ick and good riddance). But she also said everyone would lose a friend, right? I wonder who? Perhaps Ida, the cat owner? I don't know. I thought the whole episode was great.

Meanwhile, check out my blog, Stephen! Did you get my voice mail from NYC? Too much fun!

Aaron said...

Sometimes I wish I watched TV...other times, I'm damned glad I gave up on it years ago...

Catty Bitch said...

Goddamn! Truer words have never been spoken!

Stephen Rader said...

Shirley Heezgay - I love that we're on the same wavelength... or menstrual cycle... Separated at birth!

Doug - I'm in crunch time for LYLE and it's cuckoo panties at SOC, but I will be catching up on your blog and all my other "must reads" very soon! :)

Aaron - I understand why you gave it up but there's no way I could do that. TV, Diet Coke and showtunes - - you'll take them away from my cold dead hands!!

Catty Bitch - Amen!! That whole exchange sounds like it came out of the Homosexual Gospels: The Book of Dorothy, The Book of Blanche, The Book of Rose and The Book of Sophia!

tiffany said...

i think that's a philosophy we should all live by. in fact, i'm not leaving the house anymore unless the occassion calls for boas.

Stephen Rader said...

Tiffany - I haven't left the house without a boa, a muff and lycra on my thighs since I was 14. Cause I was raised right!! :)

dirk.mancuso said...

I loves me some Eva Longoria.

Gorgeous andfunny. Sometimes I can almost see what straight men see in women.


Stephen Rader said...

Dirk - She is gorgeous and funny. But then, so are you. :)