Guess whose unpublished picture has finally been published?
That's right, My New Imaginary Boyfriend Adam!
According to the email I just received from International Jock, the picture where you can almost see "Lil' Adam" in all it's glory is promoting Balls-In-One with Ultra Pouch Technology by King Style.
As the email says...
"Their defining feature is the unique, seamless, egg-shaped pouch. Made using a proprietary manufacturing process, it is the only contoured pouch we’ve ever seen that is completely seamless for the ultimate in comfort. Made from a fine mesh fabric, this semi-transparent pouch cradles your boys unlike any other."
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that I could cradle Adam's boys much better than any fine mesh fabric on the market today.
Have I mentioned that rubbing your balls on my freshly shaved head is a skin sensation that's sweeping the nation?
Sure, my head may be a little banged up right now and rubbing anyone's boys on it might be painful, but for you, Adam, I'll gladly take the pain.
Take the pain? I'll enjoy the pain. I thought I would just say it before y'all did.