Thursday, December 20, 2007

Adam's Balls-In-One

Guess whose unpublished picture has finally been published?

That's right, My New Imaginary Boyfriend Adam!

According to the email I just received from International Jock, the picture where you can almost see "Lil' Adam" in all it's glory is promoting Balls-In-One with Ultra Pouch Technology by King Style.

As the email says...

"Their defining feature is the unique, seamless, egg-shaped pouch. Made using a proprietary manufacturing process, it is the only contoured pouch we’ve ever seen that is completely seamless for the ultimate in comfort. Made from a fine mesh fabric, this semi-transparent pouch cradles your boys unlike any other."

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that I could cradle Adam's boys much better than any fine mesh fabric on the market today.

Have I mentioned that rubbing your balls on my freshly shaved head is a skin sensation that's sweeping the nation?

Sure, my head may be a little banged up right now and rubbing anyone's boys on it might be painful, but for you, Adam, I'll gladly take the pain.

Take the pain? I'll enjoy the pain. I thought I would just say it before y'all did.

9 comments:

cynthia said...

Wait till you see whats in your mailbox from me.

Stephen Rader said...

Cynthia - I can't wait to get home tonight! Right after I see an advance screening of SWEENEY TODD. WOOHOO!!!

Shirley Heezgay! said...

I am so sensing that you and Adam are TOTALLY going to get together somehow, someway...

If you do, pictures please. Or video. Or both.

Stephen Rader said...

Shirley - If we get together, there will be pictures, there will be video, there will be dvd releases and special "in house" viewings. If I'm that lucky, the world will know about it!!

Dana said...

I don't get it. You say you think Adam is hot, and they send you loads of unpublished pictures. I say I want Gerard Butler for Christmas, and I get diddly-squat. Grr.

Bob said...

Ok, now that I see that boy again, I'm convinced he's a midget. Look at the size of his head in proportion to his body! Notice how he's hiding his hands? Also, I don't find that underwear attractive at all.

Stephen Rader said...

Dana - Well, he hasn't actually shown up at my front door or anything. Then again, maybe he's going to surprise me on Christmas by showing up at my mother's house. With a ring. And lube. That's all I'm asking for. Is that too much?

Bob - If Adam is a midget, sign me up for the "Lovers of Billy Barty Society." And besides, small hands are good for... certain things... :)

Mark in DE said...

So, when is Adam coming to Chicago for a visit?

Mark :-)

Stephen Rader said...

mark - Anytime he wants to visit, Adam definitely has a place here in Chicago. Preferably on my face. I'm just sayin'... :)