Last night, my friend Kevin and I watched PROJECT RUNWAY at Crew, Chicago's gay sports bar.
"Gay Sports Bar" to me sounds as ridiculous as "Peacekeeper Missle" or "Chainsaw Murderer Babysitter," but sitting in the middle of a bar decorated with a sports motif watching PROJECT RUNWAY was quite possibly one of the gayest things I have ever done in my life. And believe me, I've done some pretty gay things.
The best part was that the Chicago cutie contestant from Season Four's PROJECT RUNWAY was at Crew as well!
Yes, Steven Rosengard was at a large table in the center of the bar with an entourage of attractive women and one attractive man.
I SO wanted to go up to him, talk to him, nibble on his neck, pinch his nipples and rub him until he screamed my name with delight and pledged to love me for all eternity... but I was too shy.
Besides, that man who was sitting with him might be his boyfriend. So, I'll have to take him out of the picture before I make my move.
Does anyone know how I can contact Jeff Gillooly?
Open Note to Steven Rosengard: You, Sir, are a dream boat. As soon as my show opens, I will be back at Crew for PROJECT RUNWAY night. And if you're single, let me know. Cause I would drink your bathwater.