Tuesday, December 18, 2007

TMI Tuesday

With it being only a week away from Christmas, this is a surprisingly sexual TMI Tuesday.

Mmmmmmm... I like it.

1. Are you done with your shopping yet?

No. Rub it in, asshole. Rub it in.

I did try to purchase a few gifts at Border's late last night after I left work, but after I held the door open like a gentleman for the person walking beside me only to stand there like Benjamin in THE GRADUATE while 147 RAN past me and pushed so that I couldn't get through the door AND after I saw that the line for the check out went to the back of the store and then AROUND the store, I gave up.

Maybe I can knit something for my parents. How long does it take to learn how to knit?

2. What is your favorite sexual position?

The kind where the other person is actually in the room with me.

As long as something is being done to somebody in real time, I'm a happy guy.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how open are you to trying new sexual things?

10. Easily a 10. Whatever gets the other person going, I'm all for it.

You want to cover the living room in Twister pads, flood the place with lube and wear head-to-toe rubber suits where mine looks like Spider-Man and your's looks like Venom and both of them have holes in all the right places, count me in!

Hell, that sounds pretty hot.

4. What present are you hoping to get this year?

I'm not really hoping for anything. I just want to be back home. I am looking forward to this Sunday when I get on a plane and can spend time with family for a few days. That is exactly the present I want.

5. With your current partner (or your last partner) how often was the sex better than just good?

It was usually better than just good, but that's only because we fought every damn day, so the sex was more often than not make up sex

And I don't know about you, but for me, make up sex isn't happy sex. It's usually me pounding out my aggression. Pun intended.

Bonus (as in optional):Can a relationship that you are part of survive on sex alone? Could it survive a prolonged period of abstinence?

Well, everything is a relationship, so I guess there could be "relationships" where it's just sex, but I call those "fuck buddies." For a relationship in the traditional sense, I would need more. Sex isn't as important as someone who makes me laugh. And his honesty.

And for the second question, seeing as how I personally have survived a prolonged period of abstinence in the form of NOT HAVING A BOYFRIEND, I'm thinking I could go for awhile in a relationship without sex.

But I could also easily change his mind about the "no sex" thing. I would just start laying out the Twister pads and he'd be on me like white on rice.


Aaron said...

Twisters? Lube?

And I thought I was a kinky bastard!

I'm with you on the "make up sex" thing...I don't think it'd be all that happy either. In fact, when I've fought with someone, I can't have sex with them that soon. It takes me a few days to clear the anger and hurt out of my head so I can even get AROUSED. (My emotions are tied to my libido that way--if I see a hot guy who's an asshole, I can't even fantasize about him--I just imagine how ugly his feet must be. Or notice his weird cowlick. Or the pores on his nose. Or something--trust me, I'll find something wrong.)
What if the rice is brown...?

the joy said...

It takes a while to crochet and knit. And with your busy schedule, they probably wouldn't get it til February. But *shameless self promotion* I crochet... Quite nicely, lol.

You and that twister board. Gonna have to buy myself one...

Renee said...

I'm with you on #2.

Border's sounded like a nightmare. You should have put your foot out and watched as they fell like dominoes. And please for the love of your friends, don't learn to knit. Thank you. ;)


Bunny said...

I love your #3! I think it sounds pretty hot too . . .

Your #4 is very sweet.

#5 - I'll take angry sex over no sex any day

Happy TMI and have a great time with your family!!

Mark in DE said...

LOVE your answers! You seem to be the kind of person I could hang out with and never get bored.

Enjoy the time with your family. I'm sure it will be more enjoyable than for most the rest of us.

Mark :-)

Polt said...

twister, lube, super heroes costumes with appropriately placed holes...didn't I see something like that on XTube last night?? :)


Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - Twister and lube isn't my kinkiest. Not by a long shot. And no Southerner eats brown rice. It just ain't done.

The Joy - I guess I need to hire you to crochet some gifts for me. How fast can you crochet a tv for my mom and a couple of dvd's for my dad?

Renee - You sound as if you know EXACTLY how badly my projects would be if I took up knitting. And you're SO right!!!! :)

Bunny - Thank you. Hope you have a wonderful holiday as well!!!

Mark - If you lived here, I know that we would hang out and boredom would never enter the picture!! And you are most welcome to spend the holidays with my family, or as we say in the South, "my people." I love them so much and any time I have with them is a blessing.

Polt - If you did, you better send me the link. ASAP!!!

Professor Fate said...

I have made the rounds in a while. I'm glad to see you are still around. Sorry about "rubbing" in the shopping.

Happy TMI