Friday, November 28, 2008

Fratboy Friday

Not only did I work today, I actually was extremely busy because Season of Concern's Chicago AIDS Quilt Songbook benefit is only three days away. 

But before I dive back into my War & Peace sized To Do List, I need a little Fratboy Friday to get my juices flowing. So to speak...

In honor of yesterday's holiday...


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BOYS IN CAPS

I'm thankful for my health.

Although, this man makes a broken bone look good, doesn't he?


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SAGGERS

I'm thankful for my Southern roots.

I mean, really. If their sons grow up to be this hot,
what's the big deal about cousins marrying?


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MOONERS

I'm thankful for my friends.

Always there with a thumbs up when I need it.



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DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT

And I'm VERY thankful that my junk 
will not fit neatly inside a small-sized plastic cup.

Obviously, the more a man drinks, 
the more he believes that an inch actually does equal a mile. 

6 comments:

Polt said...

I'm VERY thankful for my vision, so that I can see all these fratboys. And I'm VERY thankful for my imagination and by using it, the things I'll be able to DO to and with these fratboys! :)

HUGS...

Unknown said...

LMAO, what, did he run out of condoms?

My friends call me Mitzi said...

Here's to your Double Gulp!

Joie Mayfield said...

YAY! I love Fratboy Fridays! :)

Java said...

hee hee Double Gulp!

I'm particularly enticed by the boy in the cap. I wanna help him with his saggy shorts.

cb said...

Who are YOU trying to fool about the size of your junk?? I heard your drag name was Dixie Cupps