Friday, June 29, 2007

Skydiving Speedos

My cousin Kristie - - the thoughtful, lovely, sexy one who gave me my very own Instant Adoring Boyfriend - - emailed me a picture of her sweetie, J, in response to my Speedo Junkie post.

J loves skydiving and this is a picture of his 100th jump.

As Kristie explained in the email...

"Your supposed to do a naked skydive on your 100th jump but J was a little bashful about that so we found this great toucan speedo at Fredericks."




Kristie added...

"Check out the beak.

And people wonder why we've been together for ten years!

All the girls at the dropzone are so jealous."


I'll bet they are jealous. I'm jealous!

That's a pretty... ummm... "full beak" that J's got there, Kristie.

Please let J know that when your beak is that full, there is absolutely NOTHING to be bashful about!!!

If all of the guys are as hot as J, maybe I should take up skydiving... Hmmm...

4 comments:

whimsical brainpan said...

Ok, now I know why she has stayed with him!

Stephen R. said...

Whim - I know, right? Oh, but I wish he had a gay brother!

dirk.mancuso said...

I want to say something clever, but I'm too busy gawking right now...

Stephen R. said...

Dirk - Not only did the beak take our breath away, it took our sassy wisecracks, too!!

Ah, the power of the beak. Long - - and I do mean "long" - - may it last.