Thursday, June 28, 2007

Vibrate Me

I am proud and extremely happy to say that my mother is no longer just my parent, she is now my friend.

And as friends, I'm sure that sometimes we say things to each other that most mothers and sons would never say to each other.

For example, when I was ending our daily phone call this morning and told her that I would call her cell phone later this evening, she said...

"I'm gonna leave it on vibrate, so call me.

When I'm naked, I don't have no pocket to put it in."

Funny. Slightly naughty. With just a hint of something even kinkier.

The apple does not fall far from the tree.

7 comments:

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

LMAO! Your Mom is such a hoot!

mike said...

God, I love your mom

Aaron said...

That's priceless.

Michael said...

Sweet Jesus, I LOVE Wanda!!!!!

Stephen Rader said...

Whim - Yep. She's a hoot AND a holler!

Mike - And mama loves you!!! She's ready for DEAL OR NO DEAL, baby!

Aaron - Priceless and a little trashy - - just like me. :)

Michael - She'll adopt you, Michael. She thinks you are cute as Hell.

dirk.mancuso said...

Thank God someone else's mom isn't a Donna Reed clone. I feel so much gooder right now...

Stephen Rader said...

Dirk - Oh, trust me - - Mama is so far from Donna Reed, it ain't even funny!!!

Mama is more Ouiser from STEEL MAGNOLIAS than anything else. And I wouldn't have her any other way.