Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Obamania!

Comedy is best when it cuts close to Truth. Which is why this Onion article is really brings The Funny...

According to a poll released Monday by Teen Zogby!, both Barack Obama's approval and dreaminess ratings among slumber party–attending tweens have risen to 82 percent following last week's publication of the Tiger Beat cover pictorial

"Hangin' With Barack!"



"Barack is sooooo hot!" said 12-year-old Tiger Beat subscriber Beth Majors upon reading the issue, which included a "supercute" poster of Obama leaning against the Lincoln Memorial and an interview in which he revealed that his most inspirational hero is "you." "He so totally has my support. Obama in '08!"

Obama is expected to remain a solid favorite with the giggling-and-talking-until-4 a.m. voting bloc, as hunky war hero John McCain, his closest contender, is widely considered by the slumber party demographic to be a gross dork.

Maybe to counter, Mitt Romney will choose to do a photo spread for the next Abercombie and Fitch catalogue.

Yeah, I know. That killed my wood, too.

7 comments:

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

Did you hear that some crazy fan-girl of his did a music video about him? It's on Myspace somewhere...

Stephen Rader said...

Whim - Dear Lord. Art imitates Life imitates Art.

Which came first? The Art or the Life? :)

Lance's friend said...

Well, he's no Jordon Knight, but he's still hot. (And if you remember Jordon Knight, you just aged yourself.)

Stephen Rader said...

Lance's Friend - I DO remember Jordan Knight and by admitting that, I AM dating myself - - but the sex is FABULOUS!!!

Lance's friend said...

LMAO

Aaron said...

Mitt Romney...killed my wood and ruined my lunch.

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - Sorry about your wood and your lunch.

I probably should have a warning at the top of this post. That Romney idea is friggin' scarey.