While the entire world focused on Paris Hilton's "in again / out again," "Whack-A-Mole," prison freak fest, the fan boys are debating our country's real crisis...
Is this REALLY a picture of the Batcycle from the upcoming Batman movie, DARK KNIGHT?!?
I guess you can tell from my crude picture editing that, because of the old school Batman emblem, I don't think this is the Batcycle that Christian Bale will straddle in DARK KNIGHT.
Dear Lord, I wish Christian Bale would straddle me on a dark night.
Call me a traditionalist, but I kinda prefer the 60's Batcycle.
I especially loved how Robin's sidecar could detach from the Batcycle.
Wait a second. Let's get a better look at how Robin has to... ahem... "sit" in that sidecar.
Is it just me and my "wishful thinking" looking at him seated like that, or does Robin look like he's begging for a Batpole?
How gay is Robin's sidecar on the 60's Batcycle? Well, when they created Batgirl's Batcycle, they had to put lace on it. Friggin' lace.
Even with the lace, though, Yvonne Craig comes across as more of a top than Burt Ward, don'tcha think?