Wednesday, March 07, 2007

The Captain and Reb

I hit Graham Cracker Comics around 3:30 p.m. today just before one of my committee meetings to get my usual weekly stash of comics and of course, CAPTAIN AMERICA #25 was nowhere to be found.

Some jackass behind the counter said something about Steve Rogers having had asthma before he took the Super-Soldier serum.

He went on to say something like...

"But they didn't, like, call it asthma back then. But, like, the Super-Soldier serum cured it. Yeah, it cured that and, like, it cured his tuberculosis."

Then, he laughed that pathetic laugh that says: "Oh, I work in a comic book shop and get knocked around by every jock and Guido in the city, so when I'm in here, I'm gonna act like a total lame schmuck ass."

Yeah, asthma and tuberculosis. "That's hilarious!" (Insert sarcasm here)

Real fuckin' funny, asshole.

This coming from me who made fun of Heather Mills' artificial leg earlier today, but still... I have class.

Proving that I have class, I have found a way to look at today's death of Captain America with a more "Glass Half Full" attitude.

What am I doing? I'm looking at tons of HOT pictures of the hunk-a-licious man who played Cap in the two late 70's Captain America TV movies...

Check this mutha out!!

"Hey Cap, is that Bucky in your basket or are you just happy to see me?"

God, I miss the 70's. Men had BASKETS in the 70's!


"Do you have your tickets? TO THE GUN SHOW!"

Get him a Band-Aid 'cause he's CUT!


No, gentle reader, Gabe Kaplan was never in a Captain America movie, but at this point in the checking out of Reb Brown's hottie pa-tottie body, do we really care WHAT movie he's in?


Even if the movie is "Yor, the Hunter from the Future".


Ok, maybe we care what movie he's in ESPECIALLY if the movie is "Yor, the Hunter from the Future."

What the Hell is going on in this picture?

It looks like a typical Saturday night at my apartment, but I'm sure it's shocking to some!


David said...

This body and hair reminds of all of those 80's porn tapes I just can't seem to throw away...

Stephen Rader said...

David - 80's porn makes it feel like Spring...

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

I am too distracted by whatever is in his "basket" (not to mention the rest of him) to comment properly.

Stephen Rader said...

Whim - I know! I was in the Bahamas with Reb "in my mind's eye, Horatio."

Everytime I look at a picture of Reb, I think of that Julie Brown song from the 80's...

"I like 'em big and stupid!

I like 'em big and... REAL DUMB!"

Perhaps that song was inspired by Reb!