Tuesday, August 18, 2009

"Take a Look Overhead"

The always brilliant Prospero at Caliban's Revenge sent this to me this morning...

...Thank you, Sir. You know me so well...

...and you know, this kiosk may be a "FAIL," but it's actually a "WIN" in one distinct way.

If "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" ever gets back on track and actually opens on Broadway, we can always see the show and then look back on this image and say...

"Well, it could have been worse."

And who thought that anything could be worse than a Spider-Man musical?

I'm not sure what's more frightening - - the fact that Spidey shoots webbing out of his ass, the look on MaryJane's face or the fins that the webhead wears for NO FRIGGIN' REASON!

Oh... my eyes... MY EYES!!!...


7 comments:

Prospero said...

At first I thought the web was just hagning down from in front, but then I noticed the hole in Spidey's pants...

Is this really how the Japanese think Spider-Man makes his web?

Doctor K said...

I chortled for quite a while when I saw that on Fail Blog this morning.

Lance Noe said...

That's Korean, its promoting a spa in Deagu, a coastal city in the south of Korea. it says

"2009 season Deagu spa is now open
outdoor spa. Just like those in Japan!"

not sure what that has to do with Spidey, fins and webs coming out of his ass BUT THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS!

Lance Noe said...

correction

its called SPA VALLEY but it is actually a water park like Ogles.

ok i get this now

in Korean spa and spi(der) are the same sounds so they are making a joke.

The web says - this summer i have to go!

then spa valley advert - outdoor water park

that explains the goggles and fins but not so much the ass web!

Koreans have an odd sense of humor

Java said...

Thanks for the translation, Lance. It's still funny, and it still doesn't make sense.

I really love the look on Mary Jane's face. You should have a caption contest for this.

cb said...

Why is that lady pole dancing on his web turd??

Anonymous said...

ummmm...that's very interesting! Stephen is that your pic right next to your favorite quote? You're a cutie pie oh and I love that quote!

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