"I'll Grab Some Junk That I Don't Know and Plant One Right On Him"

Philip sent me an email late last night with a link to this video saying...

Well, I don't want to be indiscreet (too late), but I'll just say that Philip and I both want this boy in the same position.

A position that I believe would be best achieved by him lying on his back in my bed as I tie his hands to my headboard and then tie his feet to his hands. Right foot to right hand, left foot to left hand.

Something like this. Or this. (By the by, those links are SO NSFW)


Apparently, this version of "I Kissed a Girl / Boy / Whatever" is by Cobra Starship. Did we learn nothing from the fiasco that was Jefferson Starship? Really?

But this video was produced by latymermedia and directed by four boys, Max, Mike, Liam and Matt. They actually shot two versions of the video, the first one directed by Max and Mike and the second one directed by Liam and Matt.

That's Liam in the video. He's the star. His seldom seen co-star is Matt.

And P.S. All four of them were 17 when this was filmed in October of 2008. In the UK.

What's the age of consent in the UK?

I'm going to jail, aren't I?