The former President started a war by lying to the country, and currently, he's telling pussy jokes to the good ol' boys at his country club. But if some random dude is caught walking down the street with a dime bag in his pocket, he goes to jail for 5 to 10 years. That is, to put it mildly, fucked up.
As is this story about a man, his wife and the other women he was sleeping with.
Apparently, the wife found out he was cheating on her, contacted the other three women and one of them arranged to meet the no good, cheating, son of a bitch husband at a motel.
She told him she would give him an erotic massage. After she tied him up. And blindfolded him.
And she did tie him up. And she did blindfold him. But she didn't give him the massage. She sent a text message to his wife and the two other mistresses and had them enter the room.
Then, it was the "Who do you love?" game. Complete with punching him the face and threatening him with mace.
The fact that they set all this up (and that they punched him in the face) makes them heroes in my book. But what they did next has turned me into a devout follower of all four of these women.
They Krazy Glued. His penis. To his stomach.
Soon after that, he started screaming, so they took his keys and his car and his cell phone and left. They didn't want things to get brutal. That's why I love these women.
But hubby managed to free himself, called the police and pressed charges. The slime ball. So now, these four heroines are facing serious prison time for doing something that they SHOULD have done in the first place. It's ridiculous.
If you and the women your husband has been sleeping with tie up the son of a bitch, humiliate him and Krazy Glue his penis to his stomach, then the city SHOULD NOT throw you in jail.
The city should throw you a fucking parade.
To these four women, I tip my hat, raise my cocktail glass and proudly say, "'Atta girl."
And next time, remember to bring a ball gag.