THIS is how you protest to bring attention to the problem of Climate Change (a.k.a. "Global Warming")...
This hottie with the oh-so-sexy sneer is My New Imaginary Boyfriend, Josh Brown.
In Australia on July 4th, Josh surprised Australia's Prime Minister John Howard by coming out of the Men's Room at the Bega RSL dressed and marked up as he is in the picture above (the words "ski team" were written on his back). He then yelled...
In Australia on July 4th, Josh surprised Australia's Prime Minister John Howard by coming out of the Men's Room at the Bega RSL dressed and marked up as he is in the picture above (the words "ski team" were written on his back). He then yelled...
"What are you going to do about global warming?
There's no snow! There's no snow!"
According to the police, right before he yelled that, Hottie-Patottie Joshie ran towards Prime Minister Howard and when a plain-clothes police officer tried to stop him, Josh ALLEGEDLY pushed the officer and tried to run past him.
The security staff stopped him and my (imaginary) bf Josh was arrested and charged with assault.
I think this is a bogus charge to put Joshie in the hooscow, but if he did indeed "push" the plain-clothes police officer, I just have to say...
You're a police officer with a gun and you get pushed around by a guy in a speedo? And then you bring him up on charges for it?!?
Guess you were a little intimidated by what Josh was packin' in that pouch there, huh?
Don't let 'em break you, Joshie. Keep up the good work.
...And by "good work," I do mean "protesting wearing only a speedo."
...And you know where you could do a lot of "good work?" My bedroom.
...Cause I think those speedos would look even better on my bedroom floor.
P.S. Although I do LOVE Josh Brown's speedo protest to bring attention to Global Warming, I would like to go on record as saying that I don't think it's necessary for Al Gore to appear in a speedo for any possible INCONVENIENT TRUTH sequels that might be in the works.
Now, Al Gore III on the other hand...
Note: Special thanks to Speedo Junkie for bring this story - - and this hottie - - to my attention.
The security staff stopped him and my (imaginary) bf Josh was arrested and charged with assault.
I think this is a bogus charge to put Joshie in the hooscow, but if he did indeed "push" the plain-clothes police officer, I just have to say...
You're a police officer with a gun and you get pushed around by a guy in a speedo? And then you bring him up on charges for it?!?
Guess you were a little intimidated by what Josh was packin' in that pouch there, huh?
Don't let 'em break you, Joshie. Keep up the good work.
...And by "good work," I do mean "protesting wearing only a speedo."
...And you know where you could do a lot of "good work?" My bedroom.
...Cause I think those speedos would look even better on my bedroom floor.
P.S. Although I do LOVE Josh Brown's speedo protest to bring attention to Global Warming, I would like to go on record as saying that I don't think it's necessary for Al Gore to appear in a speedo for any possible INCONVENIENT TRUTH sequels that might be in the works.
Now, Al Gore III on the other hand...
Note: Special thanks to Speedo Junkie for bring this story - - and this hottie - - to my attention.
10 comments:
Thanks for the Gore-in-Speedo mental image. :P
yinyang - Sorry about that mental image. It's... dare I go for the joke?... okay, what the Hell...
It's an inconvenient image.
Eh. That wasn't funny, was it? :)
Palm Springs Savant - Thank you! And you're damn right!!!!!
Actually, it was--dare I say it?--"Gore-y!"
There. Now you're not the worst offender anymore!
You're smart to have "imaginary boyfriends." Sometimes the imagination runs just beautifully wild enough to be reality, no?
Aaron - Here's to a time when the word "Imaginary" is dropped from thos boyfriends. Hopefully very, very soon.
What evil plans do you have in order to get those imaginary boyfriends? Give details, so that I may also partake!
Lance's Friend - If I had any plays - - evil or otherwise - - not only would I share them with you, I would be partaking of them myself!!! Maybe we should compare notes. :)
Snag-A-Guy tip #1: Never snort when you laugh at his jokes. Or his package.
Lance's Friend - AMEN!!! This is THE perfect tip!! No man can take someone laughing - - much less snorting - - at Mr. Happy.
This also works as a tip to get rid of men you don't want. When they get undressed, you just look down, snicker a little and politely say...
"I'm sorry. I don't do miniatures."
After that, he'll never bother you again!
How To Both OBtain and REtain the No Longer Imaginary Boyfriend: Remember the elusive and yet oh-so-simple fact that, while it may appear that he wants conversation, while he may even say repeatedly that he likes to talk, even going so far as to say that the first thing he looks for in a man is a good sense of humor(HA!), even as the therapists and other warm-fuzzies of this world insist again and again that a mature, respectful, supportive connection obtained via the repeated and anguished sharing of genuine feelings is the only way to true and long-lasting communion, REMEMBER to turn him over (ESPECIALLY if he’s talking too much, for God’s sake) and give him the one thing that will help him focus on HIM and how good HIM feels and how YOU are directly responsible for the GOOD FEELING HIM. This is the only way to have love. And cash. And some peace and quiet. Or, to break it down to street language, I offer this sage advice as coined by my ex-'s drug-related, white trash, freakazoid brother, “Fuck ‘em in the ass. They’ll never forget you.” Don't make me explain this again. The next time I'll have to invoice you.
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