According to a little news report I found, CNN was running a story about British Prime Minister Tony Blair stepping down from his post, and the banner that should have said "Blair resigns" instead mistakenly said "Bush resigns"
You might refer to this slight error as an "unfortunate mistake" or a "Freudian slip," but I like to think of this as the top item on my Ultimate Wish List.
Other items on my Ultimate Wish List include...
1) Playing Little Edie in the first community theatre production of GREY GARDENS
A crazy bitch who lives in chaos, is eternally single and breaks into song at the drop of a cat? Ya'll - - that's me!
I can't wait to belt the now classic lyric from THE REVOLUTIONARY COSTUME FOR TODAY:
Come on! "Staunch" is the new "Does anyone still wear a hat?"
2) Exchanging DNA with one of those "Keira Knightley-esque," negative percent body fat, thin people who say things like...
"I don't know what's wrong with me.
I eat and I eat and I just cannot gain one pound.
It's so awful!"
A person who says something like that is evil and must be forced to eat Paula Deen's Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding to gain enough weight so I'm not tempted to pretend their thinly skin-covered rib cage is a xylophone and bang out that classic song from from OLIVER!, " Food Glorious Food!"
3) Convincing Christian Bale that I am the ONLY actor who could possibly play Dick Grayson / Robin, The Boy Wonder, in the next Batman movie after THE DARK KNIGHT.
For you fan boys wondering where I found out about this third Batman movie and Robin's debut in said feature film - - Don't get your underoos in a wad!
There is no third movie planned. I'm merely predicting the The Boy Wonder being brought in on the next go around.
And I'm staking my claim here and now to be the brightly colored costumed sidekick of The Dark Knight right down to the nut-hugger Daisy Dukes and the green, elven cutie-booties!
If anybody is going to be sliding down a Batpole with Christian Bale, it damn well better be me!
And as for everyone else, before you even THINK it - - YES, I could play a "Boy" Wonder.
I mean, what do Burt Ward and Chris O'Donnell have that I don't have?
Please Note: If your answer is "hair," I will knock you into next week and be there on Tuesday with a prescription because you will need drugs to kill the pain!
That said - - Happy 4th of July, ya'll!
And thanks to Bill in Exile for posting the "Bush resigns" picture. I didn't know it existed till I saw it there.