Thursday, July 26, 2007

My New Favorite Caption Contest #2

You may have noticed that I added a new section to right bar on my blog entitled, "My New Favorite Caption."

Or you may not have. It took me two years to notice that the man I was in love with was a psychopathic whorebag of a liar, so who the Hell am I to judge?

Nevertheless, I have added a little section and once a week (or so) I'm going to post a new picture and I would LOVE for y'all to let me know what you think the caption should be.

This all came from that bizarre picture that I found on the hard drive of the computer I was working on in the internet cafe in Hilton Head. MK's caption made me laugh the hardest for that one.

This next picture is even more bizarre... and wildly funny.



Dear Lord, I love this picture.

It's not often that I find an image that makes me laugh AND turns me on hardcore AT THE SAME TIME.

Deadline for possible captions is this Saturday, July 28th at midnight (CST).

Let the games begin.

22 comments:

Lance Noe said...

Guy 1. "Wait.... Wait.... GOT IT!
guy 2: Thank god! My boyfriend would have killed me if i lost his class ring!"

Lance Noe said...

SUBMISSISON #2 - is THIS LEGAL TO HAVE 2 ENTRIES?


GUY ON THE RIGHT: Cool, you got the net in, now throw the ball in there too.

Stephen Rader said...

Lance - You are too twisted for color tv. And I love you for it!!! Great entries!!!

Lance Noe said...

i have another... i like this game and i want to win!


"Hold on, I'm getting a call!

Stephen Rader said...

Lance - Okay, that's damn funny. Seriously laughing my ass off.

Master Aaron said...

I can't let Lance win quite this easily, so I'll submit something from My own life...

Do that on your own time! Now, turn over!

Stephen Rader said...

Master Aaron - I like it!! And that is SO from YOUR real life experiences!!!

Lance's friend said...

My attempt at a clean one:

"There's a fish! Oh, God, there's a fish!"

"Don't look at me, I ain't getting it out."

Stephen Rader said...

Lance's Friend - WOOHOO!!!! I love it!!!

Dovajorth said...

Man #2: "Hey, are you touching your penis?"

Dovajorth said...

Okay, this is my real entry:

"Let's see... earplugs? Check. Noseplugs? Check. Buttplug?...."

Stephen Rader said...

dovajorth - Check! I'm sure that's what he's checking for! :)

Lance Noe said...

I HATE when my friends are funny! and who the hell is this "friend" All my friends have names. Well... except the "friends" i met at 2 am in a bar or bathhouse and then i simplify them all into, "Jesus, yes, harder!" Its latin for ....

Stephen Rader said...

Lance - Well, who do you THINK it is?! :)

And I can tell you right now, it's not someone you've tricked with... unless you're in the middle of that Kinsey scale...

Lance's friend said...

Ooooh, I've never been mysterious before. Fun!

Stephen Rader said...

Lance's Friend - You better email Lance quickly, or you KNOW he'll be at your door in less than a week saying, "Don't try to hide from me, bitch!" or something to that effect... but far more fabulous!!!

Lance's friend said...

Done.

Stephen Rader said...

Lance's Friend - Hope I didn't come across too pushy, but Hell hath no fury like a Southern 'mo! :)

Lance's friend said...

Dude, it's your blog. You can be as forward as you wanna be.

I like forward guys. :)

Stephen Rader said...

Lance's Friend - I do believe I'm being flirted with... and I LOVE IT!! SO MUCH!!

Lance's friend said...

I'll do anything to win a contest!

Stephen Rader said...

Lance's Friend - And that is why I love you! :)