Thursday, July 12, 2007

"Things Are Going To Start Happening To Me Now!"

One of my favorite moments from Steve Martin's THE JERK is this scene...

The highly anticipated arrival of "The New Phone Book!"



Come on! You gotta love anyone who treats a new phone book delivery with the same mania currently reserved for new Harry Potter books by screaming...

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!

Page 73. Johnson, Navin R. I'm somebody now!

Millions of people look at this book every day!

This is the kind of spontaneous publicity, your name in print, that MAKES people!

I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now!"


Well ya'll, I know that kind of giddy excitement. I may not be in print, but I am mentioned on a gay porn blog.

(No, my naked pictures weren't posted. Those are only on the pay sites, you cheap bitches.)

The hotties over at Nightcharm (Gay Porn Blog, Naked Men Pictures, Nude Males and Gay Erotica) referenced my post about my hot New Imaginary Boyfriend Josh Brown asking Australia's Prime Minister John Howard, "What are you going to do about global warming?" while wearing only a Speedo, ski goggles and a sneer.

Nightcharm is a hot Gay Porn Blog, filled with pictures and links to naked men of all shapes, ages and... ahem... sizes.

That said, you might want to wait until you're in the privacy of your home to check it out. Tight-assed (and I mean that in a bad way), Republican bosses would probably hate all the hot man meat popping up (and I do mean "popping up") all over your monitor at work...

...unless of course you work in MY office where that kind of thing is not only accepted but encouraged!

But whether it's at home or at the office, CHECK THEM OUT! I mean, what's not to love about a blog with featured stories like...



And who wouldn't be drawn to any site featuring a link that says...


"I'm tired of reading,
take me to the porn."





So, thanks to the hot boys at Nightcharm for checking me out.

Go to their site.

When you get home. All relaxed.

And have that plastic covering firmly in place over your keyboard.

10 comments:

Michael said...

The least they could have done was spell your name right.......

Master Aaron said...

Sweetie, haven't I ALWAYS told you your future was in porn? ...oh, no, wait, that's just one of my pick-up lines...

Aaron said...

Where does one apply to work in your office...?

Stephen Rader said...

Michael - At this point in my life, I SO used to people fucking up my last name. As long as the links all work, I'm cool. :)

Master Aaron - That is both your career advice to me AND your standard pick-up line. You also said the same thing to Nancy Pelosi, The Lennon Sisters and one half of the Olsen Twins.

Aaron - Where does one apply? If I reply with the answer "my lap," is that considered gauche? Or really hot? Or both? :)

Michael said...

Then change the name to perhaps RADAR LOVE?

Stephen Rader said...

Michael - Oooooo... RADAR LOVE. I like it, I like it...

Or if the "RadEr" spelling take hold, we could change it to the line that Philip wrote for me as a way of signing off in all my emails...

"Bye now. Gay Rader."

Love it.

Aaron said...

It's both gauche AND hot. That's talent! :-)

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - That was the right answer! You got the job! :)

Aaron said...

I'm cheap and type 70 wpm...

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - Well, I'm easy! So, it's a match!!!