So, for what it's worth...
1. Describe your first kiss.
I was 17. It was in a hotel room in the Hyatt Regency in Knoxville, TN with a hot, Hot, HOT boy from Memphis who was a baritone (I was a tenor) in the All State Chorus concert being held in KnoxVegas that year.
He was scruffy. He smoked. And that is why I sincerely love kissing a man who smokes. The tobacco. Added to the 5 o'clock shadow roughness on his cheek. Mmmm...
How does Peter Brady describe it? Oh, that's right. "Skyrockets."
2. Should a person's pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out as the jungle God intended it to be?
I like 'em smooth. I like 'em hairy. I like 'em where they're smooth all over and then - - WHAMMO! - - it's a big, black jungle down there. What can I say? I like 'em all.
And that is why I am a slut.
3. What's the best super-hero comic book movie ever made?
Wow. My first TMI Tuesday and I get THIS question! Kismet. Yes, it is.
I would have to say that I presently believe BATMAN BEGINS to be the best comic book movie ever made - - even though I hate the title. My reason being that it treats the subject with respect and I can actually see how a regular man with Bruce Wayne's resources and experiences could become The Batman.
Now, whether or not they can continue the believability in THE DARK KNIGHT is another question entirely. But as long as Christian Bale is in the Batsuit, you won't be hearing any complaints from me.
4. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke. Diet Coke. Please.
5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Not by anyone who wasn't pleasantly surprised.
And soon thereafter joined in. Hey!
6. Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss?
To the right. Unless he's a lefty and then I become versatile.
Or as John Cardone said to me in the dressing room at the Bailiwick when we were doing THE LAST SUNDAY IN JUNE...
"Sure, you're versatile, Stephen. Versatile. Spelled B-O-T-T-O-M."
7. Jockstraps, sexy or no?
I think I'll let these few pictures answer for me...
(Oiling the old baseball glove)
(What do we look at first? His cute smile or his mega-pouch?)
(How "Coppertone Tan" can we get?)
And last but not least
And last but not least
I think the rear view... ummm... "drives home" my point...
Are jockstraps sexy? Hell to the Yeah!
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever used the excuse, "Oh, I was so drunk that night, I don't remember a THING!"
No, because I'm never ashamed of all the things I do in the dead of night.
And I never forget them, either.
And my memory is LONG...
Thanks to Dirk for turning me on to these TMI Tuesday questions!