Sunday, July 29, 2007

My Favorite Caption Contest #3

Needless to say, it was extremely hard to choose, but this week's My Favorite Caption winner is Lance over at Yokel Boy Makes Good (formerly known as "Seoul-ful").

Lance submitted several excellent captions for this week's pic, but here's my favorite...


"Hold on, I'm getting a call."

That truly made me laugh out loud! Perfect caption.

And for this week's pic in need of a caption, I give you a picture I'm almost certain came from Super Underwear Perverts. But with all the pics of extremely hot men that are posted to that blog every day, it's impossible to keep track of them.

Even when they're this cute... wearing a Hulk t-shirt...

Here's this weeks picture in need of a caption...


Say what you will about this guy, but he knows The Hulk's color palate.

The purple briefs are a neat, tidy version of those ripped up purple pants that the Hulk always seemed to wear.

While we're on the subject, how many pairs of purple pants did Bruce Banner own, anyway?!? Every single time he transforms into The Hulk, HE'S WEARING PURPLE PANTS!!!

Maybe it's not the gamma radiation, Dr. Banner. Maybe it's the friggin' purple pants! I know I would get pissed off if I had to wear purple pants every damn day!

And one more thing - - Where in the Hell would Bruce Banner go to buy a week's supply of purple pants?!?


For him, I'm thinking a weeks supply is about 100 pairs.


Regardless, this week's contest is now open. Reply with what you think the caption should be for "Hulk boy's" pic up there.

Deadline for possible captions is this Saturday, August 4th at midnight (CST).

16 comments:

Lance Noe said...

This is a question not a comment. But isn;t he the same guy that was in the last comment contest? maybe not, all blonds look alike.

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Stephen Rader said...

Lance Noe - I don't THINK it's the same guy. I could be the same guy.

I mean, if Tom Cruise can pass as straight, anything is possible.

And I love your "I WON!" ad infinitum. It's very PRICE IS RIGHT.

But you would never let your halter top fall down like that one woman in the 70's who flashed her tah-tah's as she ran for Contestant's Row.

Bob Barker could get those women to do anything he wanted, couldn't he? Just for a year-long supply of Turtle Wax. What a gig.

Lance's friend said...

"Green/Purple is the new black."

Stephen Rader said...

Lance's Friend - You know, Green/Purple IS the new black.

Yesterday, Black was the new black, but now black is just so last week, don'tcha think? :)

Master Aaron said...

Alright kids, we CAN'T let Lance win again, the song may go on even longer next time. So Scatological Me submits: "...argh...too...much...cheese..."

Just in case My caption doesn't make it PAINFULLY clear to everyone, I have reached The Age of Fiber, where every movement is a blessing.

Eric said...

You too can look big if you wear kiddie clothes.

Stephen Rader said...

Master Aaron - Perfect! Very comic book-y word choices. As if Mini-Hulk's major vulnerability is Lactose Intolerance!

Eric - Love it!!! And how true is that!!

Which is why I wear that tightest briefs I can find. :)

ayem8y said...

The Motel 6 resident super hero "The Incredible Hunk" strikes (a pose) again...

Stephen Rader said...

ayem8y - The Incredible Hunk! Love it! Love it so hard! :)

Lance Noe said...

"Try taking my lunch money now, BITCH!"

Stephen Rader said...

Lance - You ain't right... you just ain't right! But damn, I love that!!!

Eric said...

My dick is as purple as these shorts. Ya gotta problem with that?

Stephen Rader said...

Eric - I have no idea who you are, but damn if I don't LOVE your caption!!!!

And I think you're onto something with this. I'll bet the Hulk's dick IS purple! I'm getting a mental picture... it might be awhile... :)

Joe said...

Stephen, I want to thank you for bringing this picture to my attention.

- Joe T

Stephen Rader said...

Joe - Is this the "soon to be in NYC" Joe? Cause if so, I'm gonna miss your cute face. Although, I did see a very nice picture of you... and Philip and Dan... in Gay Chicago Magazine from your recent excursion to Hydrate last weekend.

You like Lil' Hulk, huh? :)