Tuesday, July 24, 2007

TMI Tuesday

Here's my third try at this TMI Tuesday thing.

1. Leather, lace or silk?

Well, that's an easy one. Leather.

Don't believe me? Go to my buddy Ron Volanti's photography site. Then, go to the Galleries page and scroll down.

See anyone who looks familiar?

Why do I like leather? Well, there are SEVERAL reasons, but I think Paul Lynde described it best on an episode of THE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES.

Peter Marshall: "Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?"

Paul Lynde: "Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. "

2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines? Which ones?

Subscribe to them? I'm IN them!

3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)?

No, I'm Amish and only "do it" by poking my "Weapon of Ass Destruction" (as so many have nicknamed it) through a sheet so that I won't see the other naked man I'm having sex with...

OF COURSE, I've had sex in water! One guy I used to have sex with - - a lot - - only wanted to have sex in the shower. That was his thing and I was more than happy to oblige.

We would stay in the shower as long as the hot water lasted. I'm talking an afternoon here.

He also introduced me to "docking" which is really hot and...

Sorry, back to the questions...

4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____.

Hmmm... Let's see.

Me: Kinky. Lazy. Bitch.

Him: Little. Yellow. Different.

I'll leave you to figure it all out.

5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, "to prove that you loved" him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can't think of what an "other" might be)?

I didn't "lose" my virginity. I'm a Southerner, so I eagerly "gave" my virginity away...

...to a second cousin who was a star football player at a neighboring high school.

I was raised right.

Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that: a) get you excited b) make you squirm c) make you laugh

What's with all the "three words" crap. Who wrote this? James Lipton?

I'll give some three word combos instead.

Excited: Full. Open. Bar.

Squirm: Won't. Come. Out.

Laugh: Lindsey. Lohan. Arrested.


David said...

Oh my...welcome back, whore.

Stephen Rader said...

Thanks for the welcome back... and for the compliment! :)

Master Aaron said...

David knows the pet name, I'll bet he knows the secret "hand" shake as well...

Lance Noe said...

First, I love, so hard it hurts my panacreas, that you lost your virginity to your cousin. You are SOOOOO from tennessee. Second, you recently had sex with an asian? third, i have 3 motnhs off, nov. dec. and jan. when you getting your ass down here? IT WILL BE SUMMER TIME!!!!!! aussie boys at the beach only a 5 minute walk from my house!

jer said...


Stephen Rader said...

Master Aaron - Yes, but does he know where to put that hand when he shakes it - - THAT'S the question!!

Lance Noe - You know that my birthday is in January. Damn if that wouldn't be THE perfect way to celebrate another year of life: You, me and aussie boys wearing Aussie Bum speedos on the beach "down undah."

Let me look at flights and see what I can do!!! WOOHOO!!!!

How's it going there? Are you loving it?