Look at Hans.
He's a scarey lookin' motha-fukkah, don'tcha think?!?!?
"My name is Malachi"
Look at him talking to Dr. Boekman.
Is he giving him the old Jedi Mind Trick?
"You will go to my father now."
Aw, Hell no! Check out the girl grabbing Hans' chest.
That's GOTTA be Annie!
That bitch looks even crazier than Hans!
Of course, to prove Alanda's point that Hans Brinker is really packed with a bunch of Gay Rods, I offer you this...
Tab Hunter!!! Hello, Queer? This is Cocksucker. You're Gay!
Check out Tab's triple axle, though. Sonya Henie has NOTHING on Miss Hunter.