Saturday, November 18, 2006

For Jaya

UGLY BABY had a wonderful opening (insert vagina joke here). Thank you to Mike, Andy, Brian and Jon for coming last night. We had a great time...

...and yes, I did screw up one of the costume changes, realized it on stage and said "Shit!" out of character...not like I HAD a character, but I still did it. And it was the biggest laugh I got all night.

Just like in life, its funnier when people fail. I guess Republicans must LOVE all the laughs they're getting these days.

For no reason other than I love her and this will hopefully make her day, this is for Jaya.

(Be sure to clap twice in the appropriate places in the song...just like the boys at Sidetrack.)



By the way, have we ever seen Cher and Mr. Ed in the same room? Just a question...

4 comments:

PunkAndy said...

stephen, thank you for a wonderful night of....uh...theater. i swear you were channeling my mother as gina. if your slip of character got the biggest laugh of the night maybe you should add it to the show? if you can make it look like you didnt do it on purpose....oh wait thats why they call it acting! youre the best!

Stephen said...

Andy - Don't even think for a second that I haven't already decided to screw up on purpose every single night...just like Judy Garland used to do in all of her concerts. Maybe I'll start doing other things just like Judy Garland...like wrapping the microphone cord around my neck when I sing or marrying gay men on a whim or putting vodka on my Frosted Flakes...

Michael said...

PERFECT....just the section I wanted to talk about. I think it ironic that the first two cards she turns up are a Queen and a three. In the poker world, it's called a Gay Waiter. Why? Because it's a Queen with a trey.
Thus ends the lesson for the day.
GAY-MEN.

Stephen said...

Michael - You must, Must, MUST email Jaya with this information. She would enjoy it so much. Gay Waiter. Love it!