Wednesday, September 30, 2009

"It Will Stimulate His Psyche and Stir Up His Libido"




Over at i09, I just read that, "cosmic rays are hitting Earth at a much higher rate than any time in the last 50 years."

Cosmic rays. Very "Fantastic Four."

So, if anybody knows where I can find Chris Evans, please let me know.

I want to be within spitting distance ("How vivid.") of Chris when the cosmic rays turn him into The Human Torch and his clothes are burned away, leaving Mr. Evans in all his naked glory.








Actually, I don't care what super power Chris is given.

Maybe the cosmic rays will just turn his pecs into whipped cream and transform his nipples into cherries.

Works for me.

Trust me, whatever Chris' body turns into, I'll be ready for it.

Just think of me as the Matter-Eater Lad of gay porn.

Which is, of course, an oxymoron

(People who don't follow comic books are SO lost right now...)

12 comments:

Michael Rivers said...

He is so ridiculously attractive. I don't know what more to say about him.

Gyaos97 said...

I second Michael's statement. Chris Evans was born to play the Human Torch 'cause that boy is HOT!

His gay brother Scott is not bad to look at either. He's on OLTL and he was running around in boxer briefs the other day. Drool.

Java said...

It's OK, because you have provided informative links for those of us who are under-educated about this. Your blog is a public service, dear.

Polt said...

I follow comic books and I love the Legion and I am laughing my ass off at your reference. :)

HUGS...

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

Yeah, if I were Matter-eater Lad, I'd have chowed down on Mon-El long ago.

But it bothers me a bit that Chris's first "flame on" burned away his clothes but not his body hair.

dirkmancuso said...

No disputin' Chris' hotness factor, but his little bro Scott over on ONE LIFE TO LIVE is playing for the home team in real life and is just hot if not more so...

Pearl said...

He's just so juicy looking, somehow...

Pearl

Rex said...

Looks awesome to me!

cb said...

He is super hot... even without being the human torch thingy...

Project Christopher said...

and here's where I trump everyone's gayness.....

LOVE the Auntie Mame quote!!!!

Stephen Rader said...

Chris - I love that someone picked up on the origin of the quote. God, I love that movie!

The movie, not the musical. Or the movie of the musical. Lucille Ball... Oy...

Anonymous said...

I'll take Chris just the way he is. BEAUTIFUL!
Please, any news on " A Collection of Men " blog? I hope Dennis is doing OK. Please pass it on.

Thanx.

Denis.