Don't do it. Don't even think about it. At least, until tomorrow, anyway.
Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate
P.S. I want "Whitney Houston Gets Back Together" on a t-shirt. Hilarious.
Friday, September 11, 2009
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"There is literally nothing in this world that would keep me from masturbating."
Amazing!!
How can they keep a straight face while reporting this "news"? This is hilarious.
I'm so unpatriotric... **sigh**
Oops! Too late. I didn't see this until after my daily masturbation. Maybe next year.
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