Don't do it. Don't even think about it. At least, until tomorrow, anyway.
Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate
P.S. I want "Whitney Houston Gets Back Together" on a t-shirt. Hilarious.
A gay actor / director / fundraiser / cabaret singer / lesbian-esque guitar player from the hills of East Tennessee, living in Chicago and looking for... wait... what is it I'm looking for again?