Friday, September 11, 2009

"When I Think About You..."

Don't do it. Don't even think about it. At least, until tomorrow, anyway.


Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate

P.S. I want "Whitney Houston Gets Back Together" on a t-shirt. Hilarious.

4 comments:

philip said...

"There is literally nothing in this world that would keep me from masturbating."

Amazing!!

Java said...

How can they keep a straight face while reporting this "news"? This is hilarious.

Prospero said...

I'm so unpatriotric... **sigh**

The Promiscuous Reader said...

Oops! Too late. I didn't see this until after my daily masturbation. Maybe next year.