First, this from Gallery of the Absurd...
Notice the credits at the bottom list that CAGED MEAT is "A Schadenfreude Production" also starring Tonya Harding. Love it.
Is that Dennis Hastert on the right?
No, that's just my Aunt Bust Yo Face. She's lookin' good.
Then, this new song, pleading with Paris to "Just Go Away"...
I love that both Batman AND Superman sign the petition.
Apparently, Wonder Woman refused to sign because she's a big Paris Hilton fan. THE SIMPLE LIFE is a huge hit on Paradise Island.
And then, there's the brilliant sarcasm of Cameron Diaz. When asked by Extra or The Insider (or another of those ridiculous shows) her thoughts on the Paris Hilton jail sentence said this...
"We all suffer when Paris suffers."
Love you, Cameron. Love you.