Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Three Takes On Paris

With all the hoopla surrounding Paris Hilton and her upcoming jail time, I think these three items sum it up best.

First, this from Gallery of the Absurd...


Notice the credits at the bottom list that CAGED MEAT is "A Schadenfreude Production" also starring Tonya Harding. Love it.

Is that Dennis Hastert on the right?

No, that's just my Aunt Bust Yo Face. She's lookin' good.


Then, this new song, pleading with Paris to "Just Go Away"...



I love that both Batman AND Superman sign the petition.

Apparently, Wonder Woman refused to sign because she's a big Paris Hilton fan. THE SIMPLE LIFE is a huge hit on Paradise Island.


And then, there's the brilliant sarcasm of Cameron Diaz. When asked by Extra or The Insider (or another of those ridiculous shows) her thoughts on the Paris Hilton jail sentence said this...

"We all suffer when Paris suffers."

Love you, Cameron. Love you.

7 comments:

Michael said...

BRILLIANT song. And who knew Cameron was so funny????

Aaron said...

"the brilliant sarcasm of Cameron Diaz"

Wow. Never thought I'd actually see that written out.

Nevertheless, I'm glad I saw it here, so I know it's trustworthy! (And Cameron's right, we WILL ALL suffer. Paris will make sure everyone gets dragged through it alongside her.)

Stephen Rader said...

Michael - I love that the song is sort of a comedy song, but is so close to being sincere that it cuts. And yeah, who knew about Cameron?

Aaron - Yes, "the brilliant sarcasm of Cameron Diaz" is a phrase not unlike, "the razor-sharp intellect of George W. Bush." And yet, her quote is pretty damn brilliant. Fascinating...

Lance's friend said...

In anti-defence of Cameron Diaz: Cameron is a neighbor of Paris, so whenever Paris is in trouble, there are tons of paparazzi clogging their street, and everybody who lives on that street has to put up with it. Taken out of context, that quote is awesome and totally true. Taken in context, it's just Cameron whining.

Stephen Rader said...

Lance's Friend - Yeah, you got me on that one. But let's give Cameron a break, because if I was living next door to that mess of a socialite, I'd be even more of a whiny bitch than I already am!! :)

Aaron said...

If I were living next door to that mess of a socialite, I'd be decorating my house like The Munsters, just to drive her sorry ass out. (Of course, she's just perverse enough it would APPEAL to her.)

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - Let's see. What decor could you give to your house that would be so offensive to Paris Hilton, she will sell her house and leave your neighborhood?

Answer: A Prison.

Unless "safety orange" suddenly becomes the new "black." Then, Paris will beg to be your roommate.

And Paris as your roommate is not pretty. Talk to Nicole Richie for the scoop on how horrific that can be!