"I like that all the taxi cabs are going to be hybrids. I think that's fantastic.
Now, all they need to do is get the drivers to wear deodorant, get the people to stop urinating in the streets and the whole place is going to smell like Ryan Seacrest's handbag. It's going to be sensational!"
Please, Seacrest is so gay he makes ME look butch. And that's saying something.
But, Seacrest Out (of the closet)? Never.
Not till he's found in Central Park getting sucked off by this guy, anyway.