Thursday, May 24, 2007

A New Smell for NYC

A couple of nights ago on THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON, Craig talked about NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg's announcement to make the city's entire fleet of yellow taxi cabs hybrid in five years time.

Craig said...

"I like that all the taxi cabs are going to be hybrids. I think that's fantastic.

Now, all they need to do is get the drivers to wear deodorant, get the people to stop urinating in the streets and the whole place is going to smell like Ryan Seacrest's handbag. It's going to be sensational!"

Please, Seacrest is so gay he makes ME look butch. And that's saying something.

But, Seacrest Out (of the closet)? Never.

Not till he's found in Central Park getting sucked off by this guy, anyway.


Aaron said...

I wonder what would happen if Simon and Ryan ever DID get caught bumping nasties on national TV. Besides the plague of locusts, that is.

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - If that ever happened and I somehow was forced to watch the clip, I would most likely tear my eyes out of their sockets and run as fast as I could to a Crisis Counseling Center.