Monday, May 21, 2007

Holy 80's Flashback, Batman!

Apparently, there IS something more frightening than The Joker trying to kill Jimmy Olsen.

What you are about to read is 100% true.

Continue if you dare.

I'd turn back if I were you.

Anthony Michael Hall has a "Mystery Role" in the next Batman movie, DARK KNIGHT

Do you see what happens when you fags INSIST on bringing back Lacoste shirts and wearing the collars straight up?!?

You open the Pandora's box that IS the 80's - - even slightly - - and you the path is clear for Anthony Michael Hall to walk among us once again... and find work... in FEATURE FILMS!!!

Oh, the humanity.

According to "Farmer Ted" himself...

"I signed a confidentiality agreement, and I can't say which part I'm
playing because it affects the story.

I can't give away the suspense — it's a $200 million surprise, and I
don't want to be the guy to ruin it."

Anthony. Trust me. You've already ruined it. My "Christian Bale Woody" has gone bye-bye and there's no little blue pill on the planet that can counter-act the effects of your... what do you call it?... oh yes... "acting."

As for which character in the Batman Universe Mr. Hall could POSSIBLY be playing, this is the ONLY option...

The Bookworm

And if for some ri-COCK-ulous reason, Anthony Michael Hall IS playing The Bookworm, what is going on?!?!?

Wasn't Roddy McDowall available!?!?!


Master Aaron said...

Dead, cha'know. Roddy, that is. Possibly this Hall person as well, from your description. Excuse me for livin', but if I have ever encountered THAT, I killed the cell in charge of the remembrance long ago...

Mike said...

Okay I would never dare tell you about DC Comics, but I do feel I can school you a bit on pop culture knowledge, on the rare occasion that such an event can take place.

AMH is actually pretty awesome -- both darkly funny and sometimes a bit scary -- on USA's series based on The Dead Zone.

And also, he's a little bit hotter than he used to be.

See example here

Sorry to be so contradictory within your own blogspace, but I've always got to stand up for the geeky high schooler who comes into his own when he gets out of the grasp of puberty. Me and AMH are spiritual brothers that way.

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

I know it is weird to have Anthony Michael Hall in a Batman movie but I'm sorry honey nothing could ever ruin the hotness that is Christian Bale!

Lance's friend said...

Um, have to agree with mike. Check him out on yahoo images. I'm not into blondes, but he's actually almost yummy now.

Stephen Rader said...

Master Aaron - Roddy could crawl out of the grave and still be a better Bookworm than this former BREAKFAST CLUB-er. Wait, where was Anthony Michael Hall when Roddy McDowall died?!?! Murder, I say! Murder most foul!!

Mike - I love you and that is the only reason I'm not throwing you a huge, cyber "Oh, no you di'hdn't!"

AMN (Dear Lord, how I love the ways you young ones shorten everything) was really wonderful... in the 80's... as a child... but when he tried to made a transition that was basically the acting equivalent of Debbie Gibson asking everyone to call her "Deborah," it all went downhill.

For a skinny geek who oozed charm as a teen, he's a little too pumped for my taste these days. You, on the other hand, are still boyish and charming and get carded for cigarettes and I love you. He looks like someone shoved an airhose up his ass. Hmmmm... idea...

Whim - You're right, nothing could dim the hotness of a shirtless Bale, but when a dead dog is on the side of the road, your damn eye MAKES you look at it - - and I don't want the distraction!!!

Lance's Friend - Well, I've been found out. AMH is no longer a skinny geek and I have a huge thing for geeks. I do. Seriously. There is some great sex to be had with a skinny, nerdy boy. Those boys have read all about all kinds of things and they don't waste anytime in applying what they know.

Take my word on this. You'll thank me later. :)