What you are about to read is 100% true.
Continue if you dare.
I'd turn back if I were you.
Do you see what happens when you fags INSIST on bringing back Lacoste shirts and wearing the collars straight up?!?
You open the Pandora's box that IS the 80's - - even slightly - - and you the path is clear for Anthony Michael Hall to walk among us once again... and find work... in FEATURE FILMS!!!
Oh, the humanity.
According to "Farmer Ted" himself...
"I signed a confidentiality agreement, and I can't say which part I'm
playing because it affects the story.
I can't give away the suspense — it's a $200 million surprise, and I
don't want to be the guy to ruin it."
Anthony. Trust me. You've already ruined it. My "Christian Bale Woody" has gone bye-bye and there's no little blue pill on the planet that can counter-act the effects of your... what do you call it?... oh yes... "acting."
As for which character in the Batman Universe Mr. Hall could POSSIBLY be playing, this is the ONLY option...
And if for some ri-COCK-ulous reason, Anthony Michael Hall IS playing The Bookworm, what is going on?!?!?
Wasn't Roddy McDowall available!?!?!