Yeah you, Cerveris.
Michael Cerveris, don't you walk away from me when I'm talking to you!
Now, I'm only going to say this once, ok?
You better not show up to the auditions for this new Addams Family musical hitting Broadway in 2009? Back off!
You got to play Sweeney.
Throw me a friggin' bone.
Let another bald actor play Uncle Fester.
Yep, somebody somewhere has green lit an Addams Family musical. Andrew Lippa is composing the score, which is brilliant, but Paul Rudnick is NOT writing the libretto and that, as they say in polite society, sucks.
Watch the trailer for ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES. Rudnick wrote the screenplay. I love this so hard.
I personally have been waiting years for some poor schmuck to blurt out "I'll be the victim," so I can throw back my best deadpan Christina Ricci / Wednesday Addams and say, "All your life."
It's no BLACK SNAKE MOAN, but still