If "Love means never having to say you're sorry," then what does "Masturbation" mean?
Masturbation means never having to say, "Thank You."
Then, a few minutes later he responded with...
Masturbation means never having to say, "You're Welcome."
...which Philip thinks might be funnier.
I officially nominate Mr. Dawkins as not only a National Treasure, but also as one of the New Seven Wonders of the World!