Look at one of the gifts that Bryant gave me for Christmas.Isn't it wonderful when someone gives you a gift you can actually use?
Finally, a self-help book for people like me.
With chapters like...
"Upzipping:
Coming Out to Your Friends and Family"
Coming Out to Your Friends and Family"
...and...
"Sharing Your Pain:
Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis"
Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis"
...this is the gift that keeps on giving.
Similar to my...
Well, you get the idea.
7 comments:
I am looking forward to the 2010 release of your new dance single:
BIG, BIG LOVE
Where can I get a copy for my own use?
LMAO. thats cute.
That book would be about as useful to me as a book on being too thin.
Sounds like a very nifty book, and quite the conversation starter at tea parties.
I seriously wish I needed that book. Seriously.
Q: What do you give the man who has too much?
A: My phone number
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