Monday, January 18, 2010

"Slip It In My Purse"


Which means that Tobey Maguire may never again wear the Spidey suit, no matter what the color...

And that Malkovich may never give another thought to what bizarre, "What the fuck is he DOING?!?" way that he would play a flying, bald, Spidey villain named The Vulture...

Also, as for showtune Spidey, "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" may be out of money, the cast may be out of rehearsals, the creative team may have (finally) delayed previews, and the producers may still be trying to convince the public (and themselves) that the $50 million musical will actually open sometime this year...

And, as you can see, Spider-Man himself may be taking some low (albeit fun, if you're well lubricated) blows from a few bad guys...

But...








When your good friends Alanda Coon and Steve Hobson (along with their beautiful newborn son, Grayson) give you this Spider-Man messenger bag as an early birthday present, all is right in Peter Parker's corner of the Marvel Universe.

Thanks, guys! I will carry it with style and care for it like I would a mint condition copy of "Amazing Fantasy #15."

Because with great accessories comes great responsibility.

Excelsior!

7 comments:

joe*to*hell said...

lovely of you to title that after violet newstead

Stephen Rader said...

joe - How much do I love you for getting my reference?!? Especially when it comes to Lily Tomlin, Violet Newstead and "Mowwy-wowwy." :)

joe*to*hell said...

its the little things :)

ps - i'm not your girl. i'm not your wife. i'm not even your mistress.

Michael Rivers said...

It will be interesting to see what happens with these projects.

Java said...

What a fabulous messenger bag!

Bryant said...

How in the hell do you top a birthday present like that? I LOVED it!

Alanda said...

Yay! We're so glad you like it! And I had no idea you posted about Gray on 12/10, but then again...we were in the hospital! Thank you for your loving friendship. Happy birthday, sweetie!!