Saturday, January 02, 2010

"Victor Won the Three-Legged Race All By Himself"

Look at one of the gifts that Bryant gave me for Christmas.

Isn't it wonderful when someone gives you a gift you can actually use?

Finally, a self-help book for people like me.

With chapters like...

"Upzipping:
Coming Out to Your Friends and Family"


...and...

"Sharing Your Pain:
Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis"


...this is the gift that keeps on giving.

Similar to my...

Well, you get the idea.

7 comments:

Stephen said...

I am looking forward to the 2010 release of your new dance single:
BIG, BIG LOVE

Michael Rivers said...

Where can I get a copy for my own use?

Nathanael Rey said...

LMAO. thats cute.

Mark in DE said...

That book would be about as useful to me as a book on being too thin.

Ivan Vargas said...

Sounds like a very nifty book, and quite the conversation starter at tea parties.

cb said...

I seriously wish I needed that book. Seriously.

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

Q: What do you give the man who has too much?

A: My phone number