Monday, January 11, 2010

"I Like the Pole AND the Hole..."

A few minutes ago, my co-worker Don walked into my office and offered me one of these.

He offered me a Nip.

And I fell on the floor, laughing like the crazy bitch that I am.

Because all I could think about was putting one of these in my mouth and having someone call and ask me what I was doing, so that I could reply (in my best Jerri Blank voice)...

"Just sittin' here suckin' on a Nip!
MMMmmm... Good times!"


It's little things like this that make me happy. And prove my insanity.

7 comments:

Prospero said...

"... and I'm as moist as a snack cake, down there." How much sadder would life be without Amy and David?

Topher said...

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAYYYYY!!

Umm actually that's all I had :D Love Strangers with Candy

AJohnP said...

Love, love, love it.

P.S. - Caramel Nips make me a very happy man.

Doctor K said...

Sexual innuendo must be part of the gay gene because we all love it so.

Rick Rockhill said...

how I wish I had called you at that moment. love things like that. But then again I basically still have the sense of humor of a 13 year old

Mark in DE said...

Yes, YES!!!

laura linger said...

I stumble upon your blog and I get halfway down the page to find that you're quoting Jerri Blank.

I'd write more, but I have to go get my uterus scraped.