"Some Beach, Somewhere..."

It has begun.

The annual family pilgrimage / vacation to Hilton Head, SC has begun.

It was AN EVENT trying to get here, but I'm here. We're here.

And unfortunately, even though my mother's name is Wanda, this Speedo-wearing hottie is NOT here.

Oh well. I have my new beach book - - Kathy Griffin's "Official Book Club Selection." I have sand, I have sun.

And I have my family. And time to spend with them.

As all of those annoying Facebook entries say at the end, "Life is good."

P.S. Since Hilton Head is described by my mother as "The Redneck Riviera," a white trash way of saying "Life is good," would be a picture of me and my family in all our "good ol' boy," less-than-impressive finery with the simple caption....

"I wonder what the poor people are doing?"

Have a great week, y'all. I'll be working on my tan. And by "working on," I do mean "getting one."