Pictionary and Pubes

This past Saturday night, we celebrated the upcoming birthdays of my friends Alanda and Steve at a kick-ass game night hosted by Clover and Andy.

Alanda and Steve make a pretty damn cute couple, don't they?

They don't always wear the Spongebob Squarepants party hats. Those were my idea. I saw them and had to buy them for the party.

I'm classy. All the way.

We started our birthday game night playing Pictionary and we soon found that I suck at this game. And not in a good way. So, I will spare you any of my personal drawings, but Alanda sent me these highlights from our Pictionary game and they are too wonderful not to share.


This is what Steve drew for the word "yodel."

In my vodka-induced state of being eternally smart-assed, I told him it looked like Humpty-Dumpty in overalls.

Steve replied...

"They're lederhosen, asshole!"

Touché.

Now that the vodka has worn off, I kinda think Steve drew me. Standing on a mountain. Singing "The hills are alive with the sound of music..."

While wearing lederhosen. Made from curtains.




Our friend Max drew this. The image at the top is a hammer.

That said, would you have guessed "Crafty Beaver" from this?

I love me the Crafty Beaver.





This one is my favorite. Alanda drew this one.

The word was "crabs."

Yes, Alanda draws pictures of pubes during Pictionary games.

This is why she is one of my closest and best friends.

And as she said, "I love how the pubes are visible from the OUTSIDE of the pants!"

Happy birthday, guys!