Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Chita Rivera, My Penis, Joel Grey and Dating

Yesterday, I was on the phone with Philip catching up and he mentioned that a mutual friend of ours...

...I won't mention who it is, because that would be indiscreet (It's Mark of The Fudge Pack who now lives in NYC)...

...and his boyfriend both don't know who Chita Rivera is.

I stopped dead in my tracks and I said to Philip...

"I don't let anyone near my penis if they don't know who Chita Rivera is."

Philip said the he would not talk to me until I posted that quote on my blog.

So I did it. And I mean it.



I once broke up with a boy when we were watching tv, the credits at the top of the show listed Joel Grey as a Special Guest Star, I said that I loved Joel Grey and this boy I was dating said...

"Who is Joel Grey?"

My response...

"Get out of my house."

I don't play around with this stuff. It's too important.

Educate yourself, people. There's no excuse.

We have Google now, for God's sake!!!

9 comments:

Project Christopher said...

OH MY GOD!

How many times do I need to invoke Patrick Stewart in Jeffrey on your blog?

Great fags think alike I guess.

I do love your witty reparte!

Aaron said...

Boy: "Who is Joel Grey?"

Stephen: "Get out of my house."

Oh, to be a fly on the wall at Stephen's house. (And don't tell me you don't have any--you must have THOUSANDS.) :-)

Anatomicsd said...

Thanks to Google I can now cuddle up to your Man Handle.

Master Aaron said...

You have always had your standards, and that is very commendable. NOW, about no one laughing if they're lucky enough to be an audience member at one of the fetes described in your Tuesday TMI...Didn't you walk through our front room once and laugh your ass off, at just such a situation? (This comes of entering via the back door, doesn't it?) I fear you may have to retract, my dear. Thank God. I _thought_ my dotage had made me forget EVERYTHING...

cb said...

I TOTALLY know Chita! Kiss of the Spiderwoman, blah blah blah...Aie Aiie!!!

Can I have access to your penis, now?

james said...

Kind of like the scene in "The Broken Hearts Club" where the one guy kicked the other out of his bedroom when the guest seemed totally indifferent toward Karen Carpenter. I LOVED that scene.

philip said...

Thank you.

JB said...

What a bad gay! My husband and I are going to see Elaine Stritch in a couple of weeks and none of our gay friends knew who she was. I was upset for days.

Java said...

I have been educated thanks to Stephen and Google. I recognized the face, but didn't know Joel Grey's name. Of course I know Chita Rivera. We go WAY back!