Wednesday, June 25, 2008

My Brush With Reality

My long stretch of events, benefits and fundraisers ended last night at Windy City Media Group's 30 Under 30 Awards Ceremony...

...Where I introduced the cute, sexy, funny and uber-talented Project Runway hottie, Steven Rosengard...

...That was after I was photographed beside this gentleman, Make Me a Supermodel reality star Ronnie Kroell.

Ronnie is extremely handsome and attractive, so much so that I would have sworn he was all CGI, green screen and airbrushing filmed through a Vaseline-smeared lens if I hadn't been standing half an inch away from him, admiring his beauty, coveting his ass and cursing my DNA.

I did sort of flirt with Mr. Rosengard on the mic while I was reading his introduction.

Okay, I didn't "sort of" flirt with him on the mic, I "sort of" figuratively threw myself at him with all the subtlety of projectile vomiting.

But that's as far as it went.

Steven is very cute and very talented, but somehow I don't think that "Bryant Park couture" and "East Tennessee redneck" go together, do you?

However, one steamy night of a "redneck couture" combo is nice to dream about, isn't it?

13 comments:

EMikeGarcia said...

So you threw yourself "at him with all the subtlety of projectile vomiting", eh?

Strangely, I'm jealous of him. Hmm.

Shirley Heezgay! said...

imagine the collaboration of denim, leather and grit...ting of your teeth.

yummers!

roborange said...

I can't believe you met your Project Runway dreamboat. That is crazy. I recall how much you liked him.

michaelvankerckhove said...

The boys over at Project Rungay creamed over Steven's dimples daily.

Twas a bummer when he was auf'ed.

David said...

Brush with reality? I guess so, if you think heaven exists. Regardless, you're one lucky fucker.

Project Christopher said...
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Anatomicsd said...

I'd like a side order of Eastern Tennessee Redneck to go, please.

Java said...

Yes

Aaron said...

Sometimes, the mixture of two different worlds can be a magical thing. But Christopher's probably right--"over there" ain't all that. Remember what Dorothy learned in "The Wizard of Oz:" her heart's desire was in her own backyard!

In Chicago, I suppose that would translate to an alley behind the apartment building. Apropos, don't you think?

:-)

Perhaps some of those reality TV guys are looking at YOU, thinking how nice it would be to be among nice, regular people, to laugh, have fun. To eat a grain of rice, perhaps...

Mark in DE said...

Oh Stephen, your subtlety is only shadowed by your wit!

Love Ronnie Kroell, as my blog clearly stated during the entire season of 'Make Me a Supermodel'. Glad to hear he reall IS "all that".

Mark :-)

Project Christopher said...

um.... stephen.... let me just say, and let you down easily... that

it ain't all that.... keep looking.

(Call for details)

(reposted for spelling...durh)

Dana said...

Cain't beat redneck cooter...I mean couture.

whimsical brainpan said...

Always dream big!