My long stretch of events, benefits and fundraisers ended last night at Windy City Media Group's 30 Under 30 Awards Ceremony...
...Where I introduced the cute, sexy, funny and uber-talented Project Runway hottie, Steven Rosengard...
...That was after I was photographed beside this gentleman, Make Me a Supermodel reality star Ronnie Kroell.
Ronnie is extremely handsome and attractive, so much so that I would have sworn he was all CGI, green screen and airbrushing filmed through a Vaseline-smeared lens if I hadn't been standing half an inch away from him, admiring his beauty, coveting his ass and cursing my DNA.
I did sort of flirt with Mr. Rosengard on the mic while I was reading his introduction.
Okay, I didn't "sort of" flirt with him on the mic, I "sort of" figuratively threw myself at him with all the subtlety of projectile vomiting.
But that's as far as it went.
Steven is very cute and very talented, but somehow I don't think that "Bryant Park couture" and "East Tennessee redneck" go together, do you?
However, one steamy night of a "redneck couture" combo is nice to dream about, isn't it?