Monday, June 23, 2008

Improves Sexual Performance AND Removes Water From Her Ears!

Today is the busiest day of the month (and possibly of the summer) for me, so of course today is the day that some schmuck chose to hack my work email and send out thousands of spam emails from my account.

So now I have to wade through each and every returned email to make sure it's not something work related. There are thousands of them.

This spam pic came from another source, however.

To me, it looks less like his sexual performance has been improved and more like she has water in her ear that she's trying desperately to get out.


Aaron said...

Well, some people love that whole "sex underwater" thing...perhaps THAT's the secret to kick-starting this particular relationship.

That, and his marvelous hairy chest.

Project Christopher said...

I can tell the guy in that picture how to improve his sex life.... don't lay there like a corpse!

what the heck is he doing? If his just laying there gets her so excited she's doing the wild hair flippy thing... he doesn't need any help.

whimsical brainpan said...

Oh Stephen I am so sorry!

You have enough on your plate without having to deal with this.

I dunno, I think it looks like she's cocking her head because she's heard some high pitched noise or something.

Java said...

Stephen, trust me. You just wouldn't understand.