Saturday, June 07, 2008

Obama '08 Boxer Briefs

With Hillary Clinton conceding and endorsing Barack Obama, and with the media abuzz at Senator Obama's and the Democratic National Committee's inspiring refusal of money from lobbyists and political action committees to fund his campaign, "Obamania" has reached a much deserved high.

But I can't quite decide if Andrew Christian's new line of Obama '08 Boxer Briefs" are a fun way of expressing our nation's much needed hope for a President with vision, intelligence and grace to help us come together and rise up and out of our troubled times, or if "Obama underwear" is a tad... well... tacky.

Who am I kidding? I'm homosexual white trash and we EMBRACE all things tacky!! Yeah, I want a pair.

But if someone decides to make a "McCain 'O8 Boxer Brief," please do me a favor and never show them to me. Ever.

Can you imagine having John McCain's "Crypt Keeper" face that close to Mr. Happy? My penis would never forgive me.

Thanks to Undies Drawer for the info!

6 comments:

Jackie said...

OMG! Stephen if you get a pair I want to see a picture of you wearing a future prez below your waist.
A tad tacky? No it's only tacky if you wear them on your head.

Bunny said...

But think about it . . . McCain undies would be a fabulous excuse for peeing your pants when drunk!! It could work.

I tagged you, dear. Come on by and check it out!

EMikeGarcia said...

Yeah....

I ordered a pair on Friday.

Aaron said...

If they do make the McCain briefs, they should print the face on the rear, for obvious reasons...

Palm Springs Savant said...

I thought the '08 was a reference to the number of inches lurking beyond...

cb said...

I like Obama just fine, but I don't want his face in my crotch.

Or DO I?