Tuesday, June 30, 2009

"Look Out! Here Comes the Spider-Man!"

This is one of three shirts that I wore to Pride this past Sunday. Yes, three shirts.

I figured, since Cher (the REAL Cher!) was not attending the festivities, SOMEONE needed to represent with multiple wardrobe changes.

So, I changed shirts. Three times. That may not seem very "Cher" to you, but considering I'm a redneck, I'm not friends with Bob Mackie, and I was all out of netting, monkey fur and ball fringe, I think three shirts should count.

And out of those three shirts, two were silk-screen with the words, "I'M A HOMOSEXUAL YOU KNOW." I think this one is my favorite.

It's a mix of "Spidey Sense" and "Gaydar." Trust me, to be 39 & gay, you need both.


It also draws attention to this simple fact...

Any man who designs and constructs, not only web-shooters, but also a FABULOUS red and blue, hooded body suit with a web-inspired pinstripe and oversized, high-arched and severely angled, white eye holes is... well...

Let's just say that Peter Parker can quote every single line from the movie, Beaches. Even the Lainie Kazan lines.

Who am I kidding? ESPECIALLY the Lainie Kazan lines!!!

Of course, we knew this already.

We've all seen Spidey's handball pic, right?


9 comments:

cb said...

Yes, but did you encounter anyone wearing the partner t-shirt "Like we all didn't know."??

jer said...

you're terrible Muriel.

Michael Rivers said...

There is nothing wrong with a few costume changes! I did several during the Judy Garland Festival this weekend.

Prospero said...

It's too bad Marvel and DC can't do a cross-over with Spidey and B&R. It would be THE gayest comic book ever.

Amy said...

You're out of fringe and monkey fur? That's it. Your membership must be revoked immediately. ;-P

AJohnP said...

I don't believe for one minute that you were out of fringe and monkey fur...I'm with Amy, turn in your card right now!
LOVE the Spidey exercises...amazing.

Polt said...

So, Mary Jane is just the beard then, eh? :)

HUGS...

Michael said...

Hadn't seen the handball pic. But my first thought was you on a weekend. Any weekend.

Stephen Rader said...

Michael, Michael, Michael... I should be so lucky... :)