This is one of three shirts that I wore to Pride this past Sunday. Yes, three shirts.
I figured, since Cher (the REAL Cher!) was not attending the festivities, SOMEONE needed to represent with multiple wardrobe changes.
So, I changed shirts. Three times. That may not seem very "Cher" to you, but considering I'm a redneck, I'm not friends with Bob Mackie, and I was all out of netting, monkey fur and ball fringe, I think three shirts should count.
And out of those three shirts, two were silk-screen with the words, "I'M A HOMOSEXUAL YOU KNOW." I think this one is my favorite.
It's a mix of "Spidey Sense" and "Gaydar." Trust me, to be 39 & gay, you need both.
It also draws attention to this simple fact...
Any man who designs and constructs, not only web-shooters, but also a FABULOUS red and blue, hooded body suit with a web-inspired pinstripe and oversized, high-arched and severely angled, white eye holes is... well...