Saturday, June 20, 2009

"Dive Right In, Baby. The Water Is Fine!"

I can't seem to remember why.

Why did I decide not to renew my subscription to Entertainment Weekly a few months ago?

It's on the tip of my tongue.

Oh, that's right. I remember now.

Something about the combination of "my tongue" and a shirtless Ryan Reynolds just jogged my memory.

I wanted to use that money buy more porn. Silly and stupid, but true.

I'm half a verse in a friggin' Alanis Morissette song.

But that's not going to stop me from claiming Ryan as My New Imaginary Boyfriend.

Damn. Anybody up for a Sandra Bullock movie?

(I can't believe I just typed that last sentence...)


Wonder Man said...

he is adorable

ayem8y said...

“I wanted to use that money buy more porn. Silly and stupid, but true.”

Funny, You’re not the only one thinking of Ryan Reynolds nekkid!

Mark in DE said...

Love. Him.

Mike said...

Dude, you totally stole my idea for a blog post. Except I was frustrated because I let me EW subscription run out just! last! week!


Project Christopher said...

1. Do NOT knock Ms. Bullock. She is my original 'go straight girl'
2. Ryan Reynolds. OH MY.. he's fine. Did him... fell asleep.. but he was cute to look at.

(and by fell asleep I mean he passed out as I put the choke hold on him when he tried to get away.... so I'm a little aggressive)

just me said...

I love Sandra Bullock...and I would like to see Ryan Reynolds nekked as well....hell, I wouldn't mind seeing any man nekked right

Aaron said...

It's too bad I hate Sandra Bullock so much--if I were merely indifferent to her, I might sit through that movie for Ryan.

(Sadly, I also work with women who are just like her character, and I would gladly tip them out the window if that window opened).

He sure is nice to look at, though!