Wednesday, June 24, 2009

"Instant Gratification Takes Too Long"

Once again, I find myself in the middle of a day where I feel like a plate spinner on the Carson show. Or Sisyphus pushing his rock.

It's the feeling you have when you're giving head to a guy who has NEVER been able to climax when someone is blowing him. This is, of course, something he tells you AFTER 45 minutes of breathing through your nose, unhinging your jaw and talking with your mouth full to assure him that it's the biggest you've ever had.

Still, I wanted to share a few new quotes I found while reading through Carrie Fisher's blog...

"Someone just told me to fuck off.
My difficulty is that I don't know where off is;
if I did I would fuck there."


"Things were getting worse
faster than we could lower our standards. "


"If you cut a celebrity's prick, does it not bleed?
If a celebrity SEEMS like a prick,
how can he be otherwise?"



I love this woman and I am in love with her writing. I was a little worried about that "endless blowjob" segue into her quotes, but it's almost a logical introduction for when discussing fucking off and celebrity pricks, isn't it?

7 comments:

Michael Rivers said...

What a great photo of Carrie! I love it! And the quotes are hilarious. I need to write down the "fuck off" one. haha. Friends of mine just went to see her show in Seattle. They said it was wonderful. I want to see it so bad.

Stephen Rader said...

Well, WISHFUL DRINKING will open on Broadway this Fall. In Studio 54, of all places.

With the building's history and Carrie's history, I wouldn't want to see that show anywhere else!!!

Prospero said...

She is a riot!

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

"a guy who has NEVER been able to climax when someone is blowing him"

You mean there are other guys like this?! For years now, I've thought I was the only one!

Stephen said...

I saw Wishful Drinking at Seattle Rep last month... delicious!I love her. Did you know that she collects 19th century paintings of cows?

What are you working on now?

I can usually get them to climax, but you are correct (as always)... a guy should be forwarned that it might take an hour. I've had lock jaw for 24 hours on occasion.
Stephen R. (the other one)

Java said...

"Things were getting worse
faster than we could lower our standards. "

That sounds like the tag line for my life.

Bunny said...

Love Carrie.

My jaw is aching in remembrance.